I did NOT use the ground beef that I left out on the counter for over two hours last week, while crossing my fingers and hoping the Food Poisoning Angel of Scurvy would pass by our house. (Actually, I asked a few of my foodie friends about it and they were pretty sure it would be okay.)
All of us survived, so my foodie friends were right! (whew!)
I certainly did NOT take my two year old to church in a beautiful velvet collared dress and sneakers because we could only find one of her church shoes. And if I were to bribe my children to look for the baby's missing shoe, there is NO WAY I would offer a dollar to anyone who found it!
I did NOT smell a burning-melting-plastic smell recently and check the dishwasher, only to shrug and start it back up after not noticing a melting Yahtzee cup in the bottom.
Who would wash a Yahtzee cup in the dishwasher? Not me!
If that were to happen, I would surely see it before the next time the dishwasher was full of dirty dishes and bits of food. And I would NOT take a picture of it to post on my blog! Gross!
Your turn. Dare you admit what you did NOT do last week?