I have this Land's End swim skirt that has lasted for three years now. (That, my friends, is quality!) I really do love it because it is a nice length for the amount of coverage I like and the fabric is thick enough so that I don't feel like I am wearing lingerie in public.
Got all that?
So, when I tried on my new swim top for the first time, my seven year old stared at me for a long moment before she announced her opinion.
Her: "That looks like it was meant for someone young and thin."
Me: "Are you saying I am old and fat?"
Her: "No, but you know. You are just...regular."
Nice to know.
Don't forget, Ladies, you need to have nerves of steel to have kids who possess the power of speech.
(AKA "Old Fatty")