Did you read about the girl who said she asked for three little star tattoos on her forehead and "woke up" to find the whole side of her face covered in stars?
It turns out she confessed to asking for all of the tattoos and not really falling asleep after all. She just made that up.
What?! I'M STUNNED!
She totally had me with that whole "I fell asleep while my face was being tattooed" story, too!
In related news, I also believe the three year old "forgot" she needed to tee tee in the potty and the five year old "didn't hear" me tell her not to get any more Cheetos.