"Mommy, it smells so funny outside! It smells like a horse walked by and its feet were.....smoky."
"Mommy, guess what! The neighbors have this bell-y thing in their door, and when we want to ask them something we ring it and sometimes they say yes and sometimes they say no."
"Uh! Uh! Uuuuuuuhhhhh!!!"
Mommy: "Do you want something to eat?"
Mommy: "What do you want?"