Do you ever read the titles of the items in your junk mail folder before you delete them? I always check to see if anything I need automatically got kicked in there when it shouldn't have.
Like yesterday, I got one of those musical birthday cards from my high school BFF. (Thanks, Tonia!) It went in my junk mail folder because the company which produced it was not on my list of recognized senders.
Mostly though, the items that land in that folder really are junk. Here are a few that I get repeatedly:
"BECOME A TEACHER!"
Okay, I don't need this, but I get it almost weekly. In fact, I'll make it simple for everyone else out there. Here's how you become a teacher:
Touch your baby's nose and say, very slowly, "Nose." Now, touch your own nose and repeat. Do this three or four times with a big smile on your face.
There. Now you have become a teacher. Congratulations. You can send me 20 bucks later.
"WORK AT HOME!"
Why, thank you ever so much! That would be such a welcome change, because right now I am VACATIONING at home!!
Ummmmm, no, but thanks for asking.
How about you? What are some of the wacky things you get in your junk mail? (Remember, this is a family friendly blog.)