Here are some strange conversations that actually happened.
Little sister no. 2 (Also known as Pickles, who is drawing on the
Magna-Doodle): "I'm going to draw a horse."
Scribbling sounds fill the air. Then:
"Okay, I'm done. Katie-bug, how do you like it?"
Little sister no. 3 (Also known as Katie-bug): "Horses don't hab fat
Pickles: "Well, labor horses do!"
Huh??????? Could she possibly mean work horses?
Here's another one:
Me (looking at goats through a fence with Katie-bug): "What do goats say?"
Me: "That's right. Do you like goats?"
Her: "Uh-huh. And I like horses too, and donkeys and puppies and
I like us too. I like people."
Hehehehehahahahahehehehe. That cracked me up.